2.Andy "were's the goal again?" Cole
3.Eric "The Frog" Cantona
4.Paul "I own the ugly stick" Scholes
5.Jaap "iv'e got a perpendicular head" Stam
6.Roy "Mugger" Keane
7.Teddy "you told me this was an elderly home" Sheringham
8.Massimo "you can use your hands" Taibi
9.Nicky "Im an arse" Butt
10.Phil and Gary "The flowerpot men" Neville
11.Ryan "im a girl" Giggs
12.Jordi "Who are you" Cryff
13.Peter "Rudolph" Schmichael