Andy Cole amazed Alex Ferguson by turning up for pre-season training and managing to kick the ball straight twice.....in the first week. The United manager was quoted as saying "Andy, fuck off back to Arsenal"


Andy Cole don't you just laugh when you hear that name now!!!!


A few years ago Andy Cole was the greatest young player in the game so in typical Manchester United fasion they show us yet again how they can make any half decent player crap in a short space of time!!!!


I remember watching his debut against Blackburn Rovers and he was given a sitter of a chance just a few seconds into the game and he missed it was a sign of things to come andy!!!!!


All Manchester United fans say that he was worth every penny because he scores "NEARLY every game" so i tell them next time to tot up how many chances he had that game and they ask why???


I actually watched match of the day the other week and watched Manchester United vs Aston Villa he had at least 4 chances in the first half i added up a total of 11 chances with 1 goal. then i watched Coventry Vs Arsenal Robbie Keane had 4 chances all game and pulled out 2 goals!!!! suck on that Manchester United Fans!!!!