Paul "I own the ugly stick" Scholes

For a start look how ugly this guy is if i was his mother i would have thrown him back!!


Paul Scholes is one of those United twat's that usually scores right at the end of a game when the score is 1-1 (I know what u think which game) any game the twats love doing it


I also don't like him because he is like Beckham when he think's he should have won a freekick and wasn't given it he will foul the player most United players do it on the snide but Scholes always seems to do it in front of the referee and think he is not gonna get caught!! so he wonders why he gets sent off??? (It's because your Ginger mate)


One good thing i will say about him is that he plays well for England (Hate to say it but it's true)


Scholes only usually scores late in a match have you ever looked on Teletext at the latest scores

Manchester United 1 Wimbeldon 2
Scholes 91



Why do the twats always do it it's as if the Ball know's time is nearly up and goes into a mind of Manchester United and goes and scores however many goals they need to win the match the ball must be homing in on the gingerness of Scholes hair and deflect of his foot into the goal.


and then another twice so that United win the match!!

Manchester United 3 Wimbeldon 1
Scholes 91,95,122



Twat rating out of 5
***** (5)
Get's an extra one for having ginger hair!


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